Paris Hilton will never learn. Paris got all dressed up nice to go out in London and forgot that everybody would be able to see her breasts . That’s good for us, but who really hasn’t seen them yet

Elisha Cuthbert graces the cover of the new Complex magazine, and I really have been having a hard time staring at her face! Those puppies are pretty nice! These pics are pretty hot and are at least as good as the Maxim spread Elisha did. I haven’t really been seeing a lot of Elisha lately, so I’m glad she’s back doing these pictures. I had forgotten how hot Elisha Cuthbert really is!

Bar Refaeli wants to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day so she sent me these pictures. Okay, so that’s not quite true, but they are for a Valentine’s Day lingerie ad.

Jessica Alba had a pretty low cut shirt on walking around Los Angeles. Jessica has been teasing me with these pictures because every time I look at them, I think I’m gonna get to see some of the goodies! But alas, I’m eternally teased ! Jessica Alba has an amazing body, and it’s hard to believe that she’s had a baby not too long ago! I mean, check out her ass in that one picture! One day I’ll see some goodies…one day, Jessica, one day…

Jessica Alba had a pretty low cut shirt on walking around Los Angeles.

Kim Kardashian went with her sister and boy toy to the 2009 Moves magazine Super Bowl party. Even though the Super Bowl isn’t until Sunday, now is a great time to get started partying. Unfortunately, Kim wore an ugly dress.

Beautiful thing about doing this is that I get to see hotties like Mischa Barton in magazines I normally would never hear of. Mischa is on the cover of Jack magazine, and she wows me just like she did in Maxim Germany ! This magazine issue mixes techno-lust and real lust to create a perfect combination of hotness that I like! I’d let Mischa Barton play with my buttons any day!

Jessica Biel looks pretty sleepy or something in these candids of her going to the gym in Los Angeles. I don’t blame Jessica because I don’t get up to go to the gym. But it’s good for Jessica to keep her amazing body in shape for pictures like these .

Hayden Panettiere was on the set of Heroes when she decided to get a piggy back ride. While a goofy idea, it does give us a good look at one thing — Hayden’s thong! While not all of these pics are of her thong, you do get a good look at the item in question. For some reason I find this far more exciting than just a picture of Hayden in a thong.

Here is Avril Lavigne doing a pictureshoot for the Abbey Dawn fashion line. I don’t know what other people say, but I can totally dig on Avril . Sure she’s not the classiest girl at times, but Avril definitely looks hot in anything she wears