Lindsay Lohan did her best Jesus impression for the cover of Purple magazine and if she’s Jesus, then I have sinned! Lindsay pushed those boobs together for the cleavage shot and then pranced around in high heels and no panties, just like we like her. She should stay this way forever.

In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar , Megan Fox reveals that she’s only had sex with two men in her life. She banged her childhood sweetheart and David Silver Brian Austin Green.

I’m not sure if you’ve ever heard of Lara Bingle , because before today, neither had I. I received some emails from you pervs, asking me to locate a certain photo of this model. Apparently, this chick let her ex-boyfriend Brendan Fevola , take some nude shower pictures of her.

Victoria’s Secret Angel Marisa Miller is stunningly hot in this photo shoot for Vegas magazine.

French actress Laetitia Casta showed up on the red carpet for the 35th Cesar Film Awards in Paris wearing this. And by this, I mean that she was wearing a black sheer see-through dress with little lace etchings around her nipples.

Audrina Patridge might be dead behind the eyes, but in these bikini pics for the U.K.’s FHM, she’s smoking hot! Can you deny her hotness in this red bikini and in the topless pics below? I thought not.

Audrina Patridge might be dead behind the eyes, but in these bikini pics for the U.K.’s FHM, she’s smoking hot! Can you deny her hotness in this red bikini and in the topless pics below? I thought not

Audrina Patridge might be dead behind the eyes, but in these bikini pics for the U.K.’s FHM, she’s smoking hot! Can you deny her hotness in this red bikini and in the topless pics below?

Audrina Patridge might be dead behind the eyes, but in these bikini pics for the U.K.’s FHM, she’s smoking hot! Can you deny her hotness in this red bikini and in the topless pics below? I thought not. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but would you really date this girl for her brains?

Audrina Patridge might be dead behind the eyes, but in these bikini pics for the U.K.’s FHM, she’s smoking hot! Can you deny her hotness in this red bikini and in the topless pics below? I thought not. She may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but would you really date this girl for her brains